I’m a writer, editor, PR specialist, and interrobang enthusiast with 10+ years of B2B and B2C experience.

Some call me the Marie Kondo of jargon decluttering.

I spin a good yarn and distill jargon into crisp, clear, engaging copy. To wit: Bob Carrigan, CEO of Audible, called my newsletter “one of the more entertaining and informative recaps [he’s] read in a while (maybe ever).”

I’ve written and edited blog posts, thought leadership pieces, web copy, newsletters, social media content, video scripts, and more for Fortune 500 CXOs, billion-dollar startups, and venture capital firms. My bylines have been published in Rolling Stone, TechCrunch, The Next Web, HuffPost, and n+1, among other outlets.

I created Sobmittable, a satirical X account dedicated to the heartbreak of literary rejections. It was featured in Catapult.

Sometimes I rap about multi-factor authentication, and channel Kenny Rogers in venture capital country songs.

On the PR side, I’ve secured tier-one coverage for company launches, new hires, and funding announcements while successfully pitching for media appearances and awards (Today Show, Forbes 30 Under 30, CNBC Disruptor 50). Past clients include MaintainX (recently acquired by Autodesk for $3.6B); Ezetap, "the Square of India" (acquired by Razorpay); unicorns H2O.ai and Signifyd; Vistar Media (acquired by T-Mobile); and API.ai (acquired by Google). I also launched Nanit, the top smart baby monitor on the market.